Buying Condoms, Lube, etc.

[SteelersPride]

Yes, it was said for effect. I was shocked when no one even paid any attention. Everybody was too busy buying their addictions.....

lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Aaaaand my internet connection is dying.


To be continued at a later date...

 

[Southieinnc]

lol

We've been moved to the Toilet Bowl! WTF mod is up this early?????

 

[SteelersPride]

We've been moved to the Toilet Bowl! WTF mod is up this early?????

lolool should be easy to find out

 

[jarntt]

I went to a convenience store and quietly asked for condoms. Dude asked "what?" as if he did not hear me. I shouted out. "I need condoms, really big ones!!!!!" Nobody even looked.....

I ask for extra large and some duct tape

 

[Uhsplit]

 

[craigk217]

 

[craigk217]

Anyway, what are your thoughts and experiences? Do you get nervous buying these materials or do you proudly throw down your industrial size packaging of sexual materials and wink at the cashier?

Meh … this is friggen 2018, mang.

As @mall3013 'put out' … PP hands them out like candy … for FREE!

 

[Brees#1]

I once went to a store in NC that used teens at the register and the 18 year old girl checking my purchase of Tampons, Bon-Bons and champagne said, "have a good evening" and then totally freaked when she realized what she said. It was hillareous!!!!!

Bon-Bons? Those are for couch potatos.

 

[Brees#1]

I went to a convenience store and quietly asked for condoms. Dude asked "what?" as if he did not hear me. I shouted out. "I need condoms, really big ones!!!!!" Nobody even looked.....

Thanks for the information on your size.

 

[Southieinnc]

Thanks for the information on your size.

Size or lies?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Don’t worry about it. I mean it can’t be any more embarrassing than when your mom discovers them while she’s cleaning your room.

That's not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part was the pathetic way she looked at me and laughter

 

[Brees#1]

Size or lies?

Hell if I know. This thread showed up on the NFL section. Given who the OP was, I was curious because I thought he was a sexless old drunk.

 

[Oswaldandme]

Never buy lube. I y like a Catholic priest
Go Rudy!!!

 

[Oswaldandme]

Fucking Catholics.

 

[Oswaldandme]

Fucking Catholics.

They remind me of Alabama

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Is it weird I've never bought either one?

You must be old and married...lmao

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Umm, .mostly twinks are the only ones to use lube, a real man prefers a nice tight pussy. Op needs to man up

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Hell if I know. This thread showed up on the NFL section. Given who the OP was, I was curious because I thought he was a sexless old drunk.

What makes you think he is isnt one with this as a fantasy?

 

[broncosmitty]

You must be old and married...lmao

In my 30's, n'r been married.