Meyer is getting screwed

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

bamabear82 said:
You haven't lived until you've slapped a bitch with a handful of your own feces.

I have a story about this. Absolutely true, and as horrible as you might think, dipped in mild humor.

cmc_rebar · Aug 20, 2018

Peter Gozintite said:
Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong!

does he need it drawn out in crayon for him to understand

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

cmc_rebar said:
does he need it drawn out in crayon for him to understand

That looks like a lot of work

bamabear82 · Aug 20, 2018

Peter Gozintite said:
I have a story about this. Absolutely true, and as horrible as you might think, dipped in mild humor.

Sounds like my kinda story tbh...

cmc_rebar · Aug 20, 2018

Peter Gozintite said:
That looks like a lot of work

I have killer mouse speed and control

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

bamabear82 said:
Sounds like my kinda story tbh...

Well I mean this thread is gone to shit anyway...

TheRobotDevil · Aug 20, 2018

AlaskaGuy said:
Bruce Feldman: 'Increasing chance Urban Meyer keeps his job'

I don't see any reason he shouldn't. No one really knows anything. The only information we have so far is based on social media outlets. Wos storiies have either been flawed from the start. And as the OP said are running on outrage based on political agendas i.e. the #METOO movements. That gained legs through faux outrage. And liberal media outlets like ESPN. That are pushing an agenda more than the non existent facts. Its bad enough politics have trickled into the NFL. Now they're working their way into CFB....But people love fake news and tend to be blinded by agendas. Gotta love when sports news is lining up cupcakes on a sideline ,politics and dick pics . Instead of maybe actual sports...... See what the reports say but I would say if OSU caves to outside pressure. Theres plenty of teams that would love to have Meyers

7Samurai13 · Aug 20, 2018

Peter Gozintite said:
Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong!

bamabear82 · Aug 20, 2018

Peter Gozintite said:
Well I mean this thread is gone to shit anyway...

It's started with Urban Meyer's character in question so it was pretty much already there.

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

So @bamabear82 you remember last day of school. The water balloons fight and shaving cream wars, right? This one got a little out of hand.
So this crazy fuck I knew, Jason Conor's, if he's alive, it's a miracle, was trying to get this chick to leave on of these events, and come hang out. Some chick he had baged before, but she was teasing him kinda back and forth. At one point she told him to give her a kiss, and when he went in, she smShed a hand full of shaving cream in face. Now it made a little clap sound, and my man was wrecked. Shit was up his nose and he was coughing and sneezing like crazy.
So he is mad as fuck and we drive off. Out of the blue he starts screaming, " fuck that pull over! Pull the fuck over!" He gets out, grabs an old burger wrapper off the floor, and runs behind a bush. As soon as he assumed the position we all knew he was shitting in that wrapper.

socaljim242 · Aug 20, 2018

TheRobotDevil said:
I don't see any reason he shouldn't. No one really knows anything. The only information we have so far is based on social media outlets. Wos storiies have either been flawed from the start. And as the OP said are running on outrage based on political agendas i.e. the #METOO movements. That gained legs through faux outrage. And liberal media outlets like ESPN. That are pushing an agenda more than the non existent facts. Its bad enough politics have trickled into the NFL. Now they're working their way into CFB....But people love fake news and tend to be blinded by agendas. Gotta love when sports news is lining up cupcakes on a sideline ,politics and dick pics . Instead of maybe actual sports...... See what the reports say but I would say if OSU caves to outside pressure. Theres plenty of teams that would love to have Meyers

So it's fake news Smiths a POS huh. Yeah OK
Some one go help slinky he's shitting on himself again.

TheRobotDevil · Aug 20, 2018

socaljim242 said:
So it's fake news Smiths a POS huh. Yeah OK

It’s fake news when a reporter Claims a felony arrest that never happened. At this point none of us know. But we do know whatever happened was not football related.....Involving politics in sports is getting old

AlaskaGuy · Aug 20, 2018

Schooling his woman and doing the h0's at work. I think it's pretty obvious that Zach Smith is an alpha male.

006 · Aug 20, 2018

Lulz. Keyboard warriors.

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

So pinches a log into this wrapper and proceeds to get back in the car, which we are all screaming at him to "get that shit out of here" and he is hanging his arm out the window down as we drive as fast as we can back the park. This fucker gets out and walks over to her, hand behind his back and says," you fucked me up, it's only fair you let me get you back".

This dumb bitch put her face out and closed her eyes. He proceeds to smash this turd in her face with an upward, heel of the palm, karate thrust. Packs her upper lip and nostrils, and slides right up and off her forehead.
She instantly starts projectile vomiting everywhere. Screaming and crying in between.

006 · Aug 20, 2018

Feel bad for the lateshift or dayshift, etc. Couldn't imagine going cfb.

Peter Gozintite · Aug 20, 2018

AlaskaGuy said:
Schooling his woman and doing the h0's at work. I think it's pretty obvious that Zach Smith is an alpha male.

Shut up POS

TheRobotDevil · Aug 20, 2018

006 said:
Feel bad for the lateshift or dayshift, etc. Couldn't imagine going cfb.

The longer this story has run. The more spot on your OP is imo. And I can see exactly why you didnt want to get into the political aspects. I hope this doesn't become common in CFB. Its bad enough this stuff is destroying the NFL. I don't see what this has to do with college football or the programs anymore. Media days and the media in general should be about the sport and players. Not witch hunts and this junk. Very well written OP ThankYou :suds:

nddulac · Aug 20, 2018

TheRobotDevil said:
Meyers would be a great fit at SC

Of this I have no doubt. I mean . . what could possibly go wrong?

TheRobotDevil · Aug 20, 2018

nddulac said:
Of this I have no doubt. I mean . . what could possibly go wrong?

Yankees themed duck style Unis :noidea:

Meyers would thrive at SC. He would be a major boost to an SC recruiting which is already strong. And get the most out of the players which is where they've been lacking. If he loses his job over a political piece its another teams gain

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