The 2018 all douchebag team

Chewbaccer · Apr 23, 2018

C- Yadier Molina
1B- Joey Votto
2B- Rougned Odor
SS- Manny Machado
3B- Jose Bautista(Just signed by the Braves expect to play third)
LF- Yasiel Puig
CF- Carlos Gomez
RF- Bryce Harper(one of my favorite players, but it's the truth)

BN- Jonathan Lucroy- C
BN- Starling Marte- OF
BN- Giancarlo Stanton- OF
BN- Starlin Castro- middle infield
BN- Hanley Ramirez- corner infield

SP- Zach Greinke
SP- Bartolo Colon
SP- Noah Syndergaard
SP- Chris Sale
SP- Jon Lester

BP- Matt Harvey
BP- Kenley Jansen
BP- Arodis Chapman
BP- Hunter Stricklin
BP- Fernando Rodney
BP- Jim Johnson
BP- Jose Ramirez

Fountain City Blues · Apr 23, 2018

Zack Greinke is my kind of douchebag.

Chewbaccer · Apr 23, 2018

There is A Moose at 3rd said:
Zack Greinke is my kind of douchebag.

He's a mental case with a collar bone made of the breakaway glass they use in movies.

handicappers · Apr 23, 2018

Sling Blade is the captain of the team.

Chewbaccer · Apr 23, 2018

handicappers said:
Sling Blade is the captain of the team.

Who's Sling Blade?

Fountain City Blues · Apr 23, 2018

We need to know who the manager is @Chewbaccer

Chewbaccer · Apr 23, 2018

There is A Moose at 3rd said:
We need to know who the manager is @Chewbaccer

Good point.

I'll go with Joe Maddon

Chewbaccer · Apr 23, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
C- Yadier Molina
1B- Joey Votto
2B- Rougned Odor
SS- Manny Machado
3B- Jose Bautista(Just signed by the Braves expect to play third)
LF- Yasiel Puig
CF- Carlos Gomez
RF- Bryce Harper(one of my favorite players, but it's the truth)

BN- Jonathan Lucroy- C
BN- Starling Marte- OF
BN- Giancarlo Stanton- OF
BN- Starlin Castro- middle infield
BN- Hanley Ramirez- corner infield

SP- Zach Greinke
SP- Bartolo Colon
SP- Noah Syndergaard
SP- Chris Sale
SP- Jon Lester

BP- Matt Harvey
BP- Kenley Jansen
BP- Arodis Chapman
BP- Hunter Stricklin
BP- Fernando Rodney
BP- Jim Johnson
BP- Jose Ramirez

I just realized that I have a glaring omission.

Please move Puig to the bench OF spot, remove Stanton from the team and add Ryan Braun to the starting left field position.

handicappers · Apr 23, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
Who's Sling Blade?

That goofy looking dude on the Astros. I always forget his name.

Fountain City Blues · Apr 23, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
I just realized that I have a glaring omission.

Please move Puig to the bench OF spot, remove Stanton from the team and add Ryan Braun to the starting left field position.

Braun needs to be on the All-Time MLB Douchebag list.

SJ76 · Apr 23, 2018

Yadi Molina lol.

Haaaaayter

Iffster · Apr 23, 2018

hahahahaha....All Douchebag Team. I can nominate a long-time Tiger fan, front-runner, and troll, to the job of team Mascot.

calsnowskier · Apr 23, 2018

Bum has to make the rotation, doesn’t he?

I love that he is on “my” team and all, but dude can be a complete douche at times.

And what about umpires?

navamind · Apr 23, 2018

[insert yankees roster here]

steelerssb · Apr 23, 2018

No Sean Rodriguez?

navamind · Apr 23, 2018

steelerssb said:
No Sean Rodriguez?

I'll never forget Big Z taking his frustrations out on a Gatorade cooler.

SlinkyRedfoot · Apr 24, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
1B- Joey Votto

Why Joey Votto? I like that guy.

SlinkyRedfoot · Apr 24, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
SP- Bartolo Colon

What the fuck? Big Sexy is a douchbag too?

SlinkyRedfoot · Apr 24, 2018

There is A Moose at 3rd said:
Zack Greinke is my kind of douchebag.

You like thumb-sucking douchebags?

nynasty · Apr 24, 2018

Carlos Gomez

That HR trot the other day......nothing more really needs to be said.

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